Today marks 3 calendar months since my last orgasm, which – thanks to Pope Gregory XIII – corresponds to a very uneven 92 days. My Lady put it into perspective for me by equating it to 1/4 of a year. Has it really been that long? Yes, it fucking has. I may not have been counting day by day, but I was very aware of my growing frustration and horniness. ML made sure of that. What’s even more amazing to think about is how many orgasms My Lady has had during this time. Considering how she averages at least one cum a day (and very often more than that), it has to be well over one hundred.

So… exactly how long has it been since my last orgasm? What has happened since that morning when I filled My Lady’s pussy with a nice load of cum? Let’s see… since my last orgasm:

• the average price of a gallon of gas in the US was over $3
• the Ebola epidemic hadn’t hit America yet
• the World Series didn’t started yet
• there was a partial solar eclipse
• Thanksgiving was a month and a half away
• we landed a space probe on a comet
• the trailer for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” was released
• Christmas was over two months away
• Pirate Bay got sunk
• Sony got hacked
• a whole new year started
• I was teased, tortured, plugged, milked, pegged, and ultimately denied a full satisfying cum

I have about two weeks go to until I get to cum; ML has promised me that this is not a “Maybe Day” this time around, it’s a “DEFINIETLY Day!” It’s been a long wait, and I’m not going to lie… I’m really glad it’s almost done. I’m desperate to cum! But that’s how My Lady wants me, and that’s why we do this.