Archives

All posts for the month August, 2017

Girltoy wrote us the following email:

On the photos I have seen, cagemonkey is wearing the same cage as I do. Mine fits perfectly and it feels very good wearing it.

But the cage is slowly sliding down…

…I never have pain, the balls are never blue. But it looks silly when only half the cock is wrapped by the tube and the cage is hanging on the limp cock like a bell. 😉

Do you have any suggestions?

I find I have the same problem from time to time. Sometimes I wonder if having a base ring just the tiniest bit smaller would cut down on these types of things (and, incidentally, cut down on the amount of “rooty-ness” I experience). The problem is that if I were to get a smaller ring, my balls wouldn’t be able to squeeze through, even when they aren’t swollen and filled with weeks worth of cum… trust me, I’ve tried.

My suggestion would be the simplest solution of all: don’t worry about it.

If your cage fits well and feels comfortable, you don’t really have to change anything at all. You don’t want to mess with a good thing, and it’s hard enough to get your cage fitted well as yours is. When it comes down to it, looks are a luxury but comfort is a necessity.

In fact, here’s a little behind-the-scenes secret: my cage slips down often, just like yours does. I just make it look good for pictures. Check out these pictures that I took just seconds apart:

At any given moment of the day, my cage could be nice and snug or hanging a few inches down low. I just make sure to adjust myself if I’m going to take a picture. 

So my suggestion is to just keep going with what you got. As long as the cage isn’t slipping off, and not causing and pain or skin irritations, I’d say that you’re good to go!

I was driving to the store today, and a couple of blocks away from my house I noticed a woman getting mail from her mailbox. The main reason I noticed her was because she has a full head of purple hair… or maybe it was blue, I’m actually colorblind.

Seriously.

Now it’s not like anyone with colored hair is automatically a kinky type of person, but it got me thinking about the neighborhood that we live in.

When we moved into this house a few months ago, there was no way to tell that the neighborhood was any more or less special than any other place to live. But it turns out that some of people in our subdivision are members of the local fetish community. It’s actually very cool to be able to have an unscheduled get-together (with or without sexy time), and not have to worry about transportation other than walking a few streets away… or, even right next door.

It would be one thing if we had planned it this way, but it was a complete accident ending up in this situation. What are the odds that we would end up finding people like this in the neighborhood we moved into after we moved here?

Then again… maybe the odds are better than I think? Here’s what I mean: kinks seem to be a little bit more regular in my generation as compared to those before it. With me and my generation now becoming adults and homeowners, perhaps it was only a matter of time before the population of an entire town ended up more kinky than not.