Wife Led Marriage

Naked Lunch and More: Part 1

Posted by Lady M on March 25, 2014
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I really wanted to post this the other day before we got trashed with the flu but, I was unable to move, let alone post to the blog. So my apologies for going backward here. I’m sure you can tell I prefer to stay pretty current with our play! You’ll have to pardon me if the writing and descriptions aren’t as good as usual. I’m trying to remember as best I can!

This past Saturday both of our kids had recital rehearsal. That meant they would both be gone for 5 hours leaving us in the house alone. That is such an extremely rare thing, I’m sure you can imagine we wanted to take full advantage of our situation.

After I dropped the kids off to rehearsal I stopped and picked up lunch for cagedmonkey and I. He was still naked in bed so when I got back I stripped down to only my panties and brought lunch up to the bedroom. We sat on the bed eating some, bad for us, McDonald’s (mostly) naked together – I don’t think we’ve ever done that – it was fun! We watched an episode of Dexter while we ate and when it was over things started to get a bit frisky. We found a movie on Netflix just for some background noise and started making out. While kissing I rolled cagedmonkey on to his back and straddled him and unlocked and removed his cage. I reached up to the head of our bed where the wrist cuffs to the under-the-bed restraints are and hooked his wrists. I loved seeing his reaction because he didn’t really know that I had planned to do that. I kissed him nice and deep, slid the hood over his head and climbed off the side of the bed. I walked around to the end of the bed where I unhooked the ankle cuffs from the restraint system. That’s when hubby asked what I was doing… I just told him he would see (or would feel as it was).

I climbed up the end of the bed between cagedmonkey legs and pushed up behind his knees. I wrapped the cuffs around his legs just under his knees and clipped them to the wrist cuffs. This forced him to spread himself wide open and present his sexy ass to me. That must have been the time he heard the Velcro from me putting on the strap-on thigh harness. I grabbed the lube from the nightstand, lubed up pearl and slowly pushed into his asshole. I wasn’t rough with him rather a steady paced ass fucking. He was all spread there like a little slut to be used but I certainly didn’t abuse him like I could have.

After a good long time violating his asshole and my thighs starting to burn I unhooked his legs and let them flop down on the bed. I decided to spend some time teasing the living shit out of his cock.

To Be Continued…

Like I said, this was 5 hours without the kids so to find out what happened over the next couple of hours read on in Part 2…

Emotionally Sensitive

Posted by Lady M on March 21, 2014
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I’m really tired of being sick, how is it possible that I feel worse this morning?!

That doesn’t really stop me for the most part. When I woke up this morning I wasn’t feeling particularly horny or anything because I felt like shit. However, cagedmonkey and I have a communication notebook and I was writing in it and got myself worked up anyway. I decided to pay him a visit upstairs while he was sleeping. I did just snuggle with him for a bit, until he put his knee between my legs and I started grinding on his thigh. I rubbed myself to a soft orgasm, it was nice, but it only made matters worse. I ended up sitting on his face and getting myself a good pussy licking. I love him being in the Jail Bird because I get to lick him and play with him while his face is shoved in my pussy. I came a few times and then another by my own hand before I headed back downstairs.

I don’t know if it’s me being sick, going to start my cycle or what but I’m emotionally sensitive today too. I feel like everything is a criticism. Maybe its just me because I’m sick, haven’t cleaned my house, folded the laundry or anything all week and I feel bad about it. Maybe I’m the one being over critical about myself so I’m putting it on others as them thinking that. I feel like I’ll never live up to expectations today. Like I’m not good enough for anything.

What a fantastic way for a Dominant woman & Keyholder to be, huh? Ugh!

I JUST WANT TO FEEL BETTER!

Balls Deep in My Ass

Posted by Lady M on March 20, 2014
Posted in: Chastity Device, Female Led Relationship, KeyHolder, Male Chastity, Sex, Tease & Denial, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . 5 comments

I absolutely love when I get so hungry, growly horny and dominant with cagedmonkey. His reactions to my aggression are fucking outstanding!

We’ve been sick so not too much play feels like it’s been happening around here. Yes, I know you’ve read about a few things and maybe they are pretty good things but it’s certainly not enough to satisfy this building, mega horny I have going on these days.

**Side note: for those keeping track I should be starting my cycle soon. I get unbelievably horny – dripping wet pussy – during the week before.

This morning I went up to “tuck in” hubby and restrained him, took him out of that Revenge (man I’ve been dying to do that!), and got me some cock! Mmmm Damn was it good feeling his big hard cock sliding into my wet pussy as I rode him. I had myself a couple orgasms, sat down on his face to give him something to sleep to and left him, tied up there, to sleep while I headed out for errands. He still had not seen or touched his cock now in over a week.

While I was out, I couldn’t get him or his uncaged cock out of my mind. My horny was building all morning into the afternoon. When my daughter and I got home, we ate lunch and I went up to “snuggle with daddy” while she played some on the computer. Boy, did I ever snuggle with cagedmonkey haha!

I rolled him over on his back and started out by straddling him at his knees. I leaned down and cagedmonkey mentioned how he knows I like to watch him get hard and that I’d get to see it. I looked up at him put his chubby at my lips and told him I could FEEL it get hard and I sucked all of him into my mouth. I love to hear him moan, I swear I have an addiction to it! I gave him a pretty good blow job, slipping, sucking and licking his big thick cock, taking him deep in my throat. I couldn’t take it too long, with his moaning and cussing, before I had to slide up his body and sit down on his cock. As I slid myself up and down on his cock over and over my aggression was growing stronger and stronger. I came so hard just looking at him tied up there, vulnerable and helpless.

Something about me that becomes clearer and clearer, through all of this, is my complete love of seeing, feeling and hearing his reactions. It pushes my arousal to a whole other level. I get this growling almost angry type sex thing going on. I fuck him harder and I get so much wetter. I was soaking his entire crotch and mine just cumming over and over, squeezing his thick cock in my pussy grips. I had gotten so incredibly turned on and his cock was so slippery, covered in my cum, that I reached back under myself and positioned the head of his cock at my unlubricated asshole. I was just so fucking hot for him, so aggressive toward him. The look in his eye when I stared right into them and I literally shoved his cock deep and hard into my tight asshole. It was uncomfortable but he knew that cock was mine to fuck however I wanted. That, at that moment, it had nothing to do with him. His reaction was amazing, he gasped and moaned and his chest lifted up off the bed. So freaking awesome!!

I fucked myself deep and hard in the ass, I spread my ass cheeks to get him as deep as I could. I felt his balls between my cheeks as I lifted up and down, fucking myself. I just had to cum with his cock in my ass. I leaned back, felt how super dripping wet my pussy was and I slathered up my hand and wiped it all over his face. Oh God, his moans!!! It took seconds to get to climax after that… seconds! I came so hard, my asshole clamping down on his cock so fucking tight.

You would think I’d be done from there, right? ha! I got off, cleaned him and me up a bit and then sat on his face. I forced him to lick my pussy while I edged him, stroked him over and over, letting go at the last minute. I finally ended our time together with a lovely ruined orgasm. He managed to get one shot off that hit me in my big titties but I cut off the rest and he dribbled cum on to his belly.

Within minutes, he was locked up again. This time I put away the Revenge and locked him back in my favorite, the Jail Bird. He so damn sexy in it! 🙂

Now if only I was feeling better we may have had a much more exciting time! Damn sore throat, cold, whatever this crap is needs to take a hike!

My Out Of Control Horny!

Posted by Lady M on March 15, 2014
Posted in: Breath Control, Female Led Relationship, KeyHolder, Male Chastity, Sex, Tease & Denial, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , . 15 comments

You would think this post would be coming from the guy in the chastity cage who hasn’t seen or felt his own dick in days. Who hardly gets a chance to even get hard, let alone cum!

BUT, it’s not! It’s ME who has a crazy out of control horny problem haha! It is to cagedmonkey’s benefit because he loves when I dominate him and make him be submissive to me by demanding he get on his knees and lick my pussy any time I get a chance. God, I just love holding the back of his head and pushing his face into my extremely wet dripping pussy. Seriously, my crotch is dripping wet today it’s on my thighs! If he’s not there cleaning it up as much as possible how else will I keep from leaking through my panties and pants?

This all started yesterday, cagedmonkey and I had a visit from a friend and the whole situation made me kinda hot. It was almost purely a vanilla visit but, you know me, I love to be a cock tease so I just had to make sure he left with a view to remember. He got an eyeful of my big tits on his way out hehe. 🙂 He told me later how hard he got and how it wanted to bust out of his pants. *giggle* that’s just drives me crazy because I love to know I turn someone on and tease them enough to go masturbate!

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Now before you all get crazy saying we’ve said before that cuckolding is not our thing… it isn’t! Not in the true sense of the word. I’m not looking to have sex with anyone else but my hubby. However, if you read our post on “Pseudo-cuckolding” you would understand our boy toys are all about being used to make my hubby jealous that they can do what he can’t and desperately wants to… meaning getting turned on by me and then getting an erection, touching, holding and stroking their own cocks and cumming when, where and how they want. Now, me getting to tease, encourage and/or provide the visual stimulation to help our boy toys get to that point is just a bonus because I truly get off on being the thing that arouses men! 🙂

So, today, from the minute cagedmonkey got home this morning he’s been touching, fingering or licking my pussy. 🙂 I pretty much attacked him when he walked in the door. With his coat still on I pushed him up against the door and kissed him hard and deep. He had his hand in my pants almost immediately flicking his finger over my very wet horny clit. I finally let him get inside the house and settled and I went to make the kids breakfast. While I was in the kitchen I couldn’t stand the dripping between my legs making me hornier so I called cagedmonkey into the kitchen to “help me for just a minute.” I pointed down, motioning to him to get on his knees, he whispered, “yes ma’am” and did as he was told. I lifted my nightshirt, put my hand on the back of his head and pulled his face into the hot wetness between my legs. Ahhhhhh that felt good!

When it was finally time for him to go to bed this morning I went up to “tuck him in” and made him, again, lick my sopping wetness to a couple orgasms. I am just so damn turned on today that even that wasn’t enough. I had him get my favorite dildo (man I can’t thank the friend who gave me that gift enough!!) and fuck me nice and good with it til I came another couple times. 🙂

I think I’m satisfied… for now, but I totally feel my horny building again ready to drip down my legs. I certainly hope I don’t see an email from our young friend to cagedmonkey telling him all about how exactly he masturbated thinking of me yesterday. How it felt to hold his hard cock in his hand and stroke it slowly, then building faster and faster. Oy ok, enough of that Lady! Shhhhhhhhh!

I’m sure in a bit here hubby will be waking up to my wet pussy over his mouth as I sit on his face and make him drink up my warm wet juices!

Hope you have yourself a happy horny day! :)~

Permanent Keyholder

Posted by Lady M on March 12, 2014
Posted in: Female Led Relationship, KeyHolder, Male Chastity, Marriage, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , , . 3 comments

A while back cagedmonkey got tattooed with a lock that I designed for him when we started this whole chastity journey. I finally went today and got my matching key. I’m super excited about it, I love it and it looks awesome!
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I am forever and permanently cagedmonkey’s Keyholder!

What a Keyholder Wants, a Keyholder Gets

Posted by Lady M on March 11, 2014
Posted in: Chastity Device, Female Led Relationship, KeyHolder, Male Chastity, Marriage, Sex, Tease & Denial, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , , , . 5 comments

I’m not really one who plans out how things are going to be or even what things are going to happen. I’m more of the go-with-the-flow type person because I’ve found that things are much more enjoyable when we don’t expect or count on certain things. One thing about life that used kill me was getting my hopes up or expecting something and then only getting disappointed because it wasn’t how I imagined, what I pictured or exactly how I wanted it.

One thing chastity had taught, me as a wife and Keyholder, is that nothing is ever set in stone and everyday is a maybe day! I certainly have ideas of how I want things to go, especially a T & D or D/s session but in no way do I plan our expect anything to go in any particular way.

Since our Valentine’s Day romp my goal was to keep cagedmonkey caged completely (not out, no erections, no feeling me) until my birthday in April and denied his orgasm until his birthday in June. Well as you all probably read a couple weeks ago, the caged completely thing was blown out of the water soon after. Hey, what can I say? I love my man’s cock! 🙂 Still denying him orgasm until June was going to be easy, right?

Nothing is ever as easy as we think! Last night was something quite amazing. Hubby and I were spending some wonderful time together snuggling on the couch. We watched a couple shows on Netflix and just laid together holding each other. Cagedmonkey ended up rubbing my shoulders, relaxing me and making me feel so good and loved. One thing led to another and we were kissing and groping each other. It felt incredible to have his body between my legs, above me like that. It was so sexy, such a turn on, to feel his strong arms, his hips and thighs. We kissed and made out like a couple of horny teenagers.

We’re stopped for a break to get a drink and we talked. As were were sitting there talking we got on the subject of how bad we both missed his cock. With it being in the Revenge I don’t even get a chance to play with it like I do in the Jail Bird. Somewhere in our conversation I leaned over, used the key on my necklace and unlocked the lock on the Revenge. I popped the caged off and he started to instantly get hard so I made him quickly remove the ring.

This was something that had been going through my head for a good part of the day. I am a wife and I have a sexual relationship with my husband… but I’m also a Keyholder. Sometimes the heart, the wife part of me, really wants to have that connection, that intimacy with her husband. To feel his body against mine, to feel him slowly slide his thick cock into my tight pussy, to feel him fill me up with his cum.

One of the best things about being a Keyholder, his dominant, is that I’m in charge and what I say goes! Sometimes when the wife part of me wants to take over, I have the choice to let it happen. To feel my man make love to me. Thrusting slowly into me until I feel those very familiar spasms of his cock. Continuing to thrust as I feel his warm cum overflow my pussy. Filling me up and spilling out on to the couch because there was so much!

It may seem like I messed up my plans but really the ideas I have to get to my goals are never plans. Ideas don’t always happen like we think and that’s the best. One thing I did different this time around was I immediately locked hubby back in the Revenge. I did this in hopes of preserving some of that horny he had pent up for three weeks. I certainly want to try to avoid the “low” that happens after orgasm. We will see how this goes, it’s new to us because usually if he’s going to cum, I drain him with multiple orgasms.

So when a Keyholder Wants something, a Keyholder will have it. She is in charge!

Enclosed in Steel – Steelworxx Revenge Review

Posted by Lady M on March 6, 2014
Posted in: Chastity Device, KeyHolder, Male Chastity, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , , . 7 comments

We got our Revenge, from Steelworxx in Germany, about a week or so ago. Cagedmonkey has tried it on a few times but he hadn’t worn it for any significant amount of time, until recently. We like to go a little slow with things to make sure nothing is pinching, poking, or scratching anywhere. Now like I said, we’ve only had it about a week so some of these feelings may change but the overall review should be the same.

When I first opened the package I was greeted by a black velvet cinched bag with the Steelworxx logo. Very elegant, in my opinion! My first impression of the device was that it looked so sleek. The Revenge is an almost fully enclosed chastity device. It looked exactly as the picture showed on the website. Polished and pretty and ready to be broken in.
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We were fully thinking that it would be a pain to get on and that we might need to use the “Stocking Method” to get him in it. After trying to put it on both with and without the Stocking we’ve found that, for hubby, it really doesn’t matter which method. Everything ends up pretty much in the places it goes, naturally.

So I figured I would post some of the specs that we ordered for this device –
Base Ring: 2″ (50mm)
Tube Diameter: 1 1/2″ (38mm)
Tube length: 3″ (80mm)

What we’ve found so far is that we should have ordered a couple different sized rings at the time of the order. Cagedmonkey definitely needs a smaller ring size (1 7/8″ or 47mm) and as it is now, we will have to send the device back to Steelworxx overseas so a smaller ring can be made to fit our device. I’m not too happy about that but we’ve decided to wait a bit before doing that. The device fits with the ring we have but it would be more comfortable and tighter to his body with a smaller one. We hope to check out the device a bit more to see if there are any other modifications that need to be done before sending it out to Germany.

I know you’re wondering how it feels to actually wear the device. So I’ve gotten cagedmonkey’s opinion, so far, on how the device feels to get on and wear.

– Obviously with the more enclosed design it is slightly more difficult to insert into tube.
– The device is comfortable, but in a different way than the open style devices. With the enclosed tube there are no sensitive areas bulging out of the bars. This also eliminates the pinching and/or scratching from the lock on the shaft.
– When experiencing an attempted erection there is also a different feeling as compared to the open design. There is this sense of compression of the tube on my shaft (instead of my shaft pressing against the bars of the open style.)
– Urination is not as bad as expected, some “spray-age” if one of the bars at the end of the tube is in the way. With some careful aiming there are no problems (while sitting of course).
– Haven’t had a chance to experience a good amount of time not seeing or touching so the psychological difference hasn’t happened yet.
– A huge difference is that there is NO feeling from the outside of the tube – even when ML takes the cage inside her, I can’t feel a thing.

I can just imagine how frustrating that must be… to not feel anything. One thing I do want to attempt, at some point, is going an extended amount of time (probably a week to start and maybe get longer… a month?) where cagedmonkey does not touch or see his cock the entire time. Where, if he needs out, he would be cuffed and blindfolded. It would be interesting to see how he handles it psychologically, when I practically take away his penis. 🙂

Anyway, that’s our review at this point. I’m sure if that changes you’ll hear about it.

Mothering vs. Age Play

Posted by Lady M on February 26, 2014
Posted in: Female Led Relationship, Male Chastity, Marriage, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , , . 6 comments

There are a lot of different kinks and scenes that can be played out in the D/s or bdsm lifestyle. Age play seems to be a big interest to some. So what is Age Play? Age play would be where two or more consenting adults act as if they are a different age. This can be a sexual or non-sexual scene. The actual activities and the age can vary from a little baby to an older adult. Feeding, bathing, diapering, caressing, putting to bed, telling a bed-time story, defending against other adults, and just cuddling and petting are some of the activities enjoyed. 

Age play is not something that cagedmonkey and I are into. I’m not at all turned on by seeing my hubby in a diaper or even taking care of him as if he were an infant. I have two kids and I’m a stay at home mom so I get my fill of the Mommy/child thing and really don’t need to recreate it with my hubby. 🙂 we are totally about encouraging what feels good to others so please don’t think I’m saying it’s a bad thing. To each their own and it’s great to explore and see what gives you that tingle!

One thing we are noticing about me during all of our exploring is that I really do enjoy “mothering.” To me this is different than age play because there is no acting as if someone is a different age, rather it is the feeling of taking care of my man. I love cuddling him, I love him laying his head on my chest and me just holding him. I love feeling like he needs me.

I know how my subby hubby is and he’s a guy who needs love, respect, assurance, encouragement, praise, stability, guidance and discipline. I love being the one to give him that. It truly turns me on sexually to be the one he wants to give him those things. I get extremely turned on being the one to hold and comfort him. I get extremely turned on when I spank him. I get extremely turned on when he depends on me.

Is this merely D/s stuff? FLR stuff? Maybe, but to me I call it mothering. There is a lot more, in my opinion, to D/s so maybe this mothering thing fits more in with the Female Led or Wife Led stuff. Whatever it is, it is something that I’m accepting of myself. It is something that cagedmonkey and I both realize we BOTH feel good about.

It really is a wonderful thing to be open to experimenting. It’s great and healthy to listen (without judgement) to each others fantasies, no matter how odd they may seem. They do not have to be fulfilled in part or in whole but knowing what they are can really help grow a relationship. We’ve found that exploring ourselves and being more comfortable with each other and ourselves has helped us to be a lot more accepting. We accept the things that make us both feel good sexually and non-sexually. Knowing these things about each other makes it that much easier to please one another.

Just something to think about. 🙂

So Much For Two Months….

Posted by cagedmonkey on February 25, 2014
Posted in: Anal, Chastity Device, Female Led Relationship, KeyHolder, Male Chastity, Marriage, Orgasm Denial, Sex, Tease & Denial, Wife Led Marriage. Tagged: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . 9 comments

On Sunday night, My Lady and I sat down together for a few drinks while watching some TV together. We probably should have prepared a little more for the drunkenness ahead, because in the past these types of “drinking nights” have led to weaknesses in ML’s resolve. In other words… when we get drunk together, we usually end up fucking no matter what the chastity situation is. Sometimes I’m a good boy and I hold back when ML denies me. Sometimes ML needs to feel it and she allows me to cum inside her. We felt that we had some added extra security, knowing that it was ML’s time of the month. Would this time be different? Well…

After a few drinks, kisses, and horny touches, My Lady began to tell me how badly she wanted to have a nice hard cock inside her. I told her I’d be happy to oblige, but I couldn’t unless she released me. At first she shook her head and told me that I should go get the strap on instead, but then she seemed to soften up a bit. She talked about how she really did miss my cock, the hardness of my shaft combined with the softness of my skin. Then I asked her the fateful question of the night…

“Would you be mad if you happened to pass out drunk, if I unlocked myself and fucked you?”

And she thought about it!

This comes back to a post ML wrote about whether or not she wants me to disobey her. We’ve talked about it before, and so I kinda already knew where she stood. But I had to ask anyway.

She responded with a long “Hmmmmm…”

Then she reached behind her neck and took the chain that holds my key off of her neck. I looked at her with a confused and excited face. “If you’re going to do it, I figured I’d start you off. But you gotta get me to drink more first.” She smiled at me. I jumped off the couch and poured her another glass of wine. While I was up, she also told me to get a porn DVD that we got for free with an online sex toy purchase.

WTF??? We’re going to watch porn together? I thought. But there was no way I was going to argue. I popped the DVD in and we started to watch.

We watched the first few scenes, and slowly both of us began to realize something – the movie wasn’t all that great. I mean, yeah, it was porn, so we were both getting horny… but it could have been so much better. The girls were obviously faking it (except for one girl-on-girl scene, one of the chicks was REALLY getting into it, you could tell!), and the guys were not even doing a good job with their dicks. I said casually to ML, “Man, I could fuck you so much better than that and make it look so much better.”

She whispered in my ear, “Oh yeah? Show me.” My eyes shot wide open. I asked if she was sure; she nodded. In an instant, the key was in my hand working on the security screw on my Jailbird. My cock sprang out and was fully hard in seconds.

So much for being locked in the cage 24/7 for two months!

I was ready to fuck her immediately, only one problem – the dreaded cycle. What to do? My Lady had a wonderful suggestion:

“Why don’t you just fuck my ass?”

Well then! Sounds like a plan to me!

I lubed us both up and slowly slid my cock into her tight ass. We both moaned loudly as I sunk in further. I was still wearing the ring of the Jailbird, so my cock was extra full and hard, and she definitely felt the difference. I fucked her ass slowly, making sure not to cum and ruin the ENTIRE chastity plan and start over at square one. But as we went on, the alcohol started to get my head swimming, which pushed my urge to cum at bay. Soon I was fucking her pretty hard in the ass, and she was loving it.

We stopped, and we planned to take a shower together. I stood up and ML went to get the DVD out of the player, which is located on a floor level compartment of our entertainment center. All of a sudden, the animal in me took over and I came up behind her and shoved my cock back into her ass. She moaned and squealed in that sexy “give it to me harder” way, so I did. HARD. FUCKING HARD. I pounder her until her face was pressed into the carpet. I pulled her hair as I thrusted into her. I slammed my cock into her as I spanked her ass and called her my anal fuck slut. And she loved every moment, asking for it harder and deeper. She really is an amazing woman. 🙂

After washing off in the shower together, we staggered into the living room to remove all evidence of our alchohol/porn fueled sex romp (just in case the kids woke up early the next morning, lol). We snuggled in bed together, sans clothes and sans cage. It was wonderful.

The next morning, we got out of bed. ML looks at me and seriously asks me, “Did you fuck my ass last night?”

“Uhhhh, yeah!” I replied. “You don’t…”

She shook her head.

She didn’t remember ANY of it! She remembered the drinking and porn parts, but drew a total blank on the ass fucking!* I told her that was fucking hot, and she smiled a huge smile at me. I put my cage back on before heading downstairs, the two month plan destroyed but the four month plan very much still in play. And I ended up getting something I was craving very badly, but still I’m denied and needing to cum bad.

*Note: when ML reads this post, it will probably be the first time she hears about what happened. I didn’t give her many details when she asked what happened. So, look for her in the comments. She may have some interesting things to say about being my “anal fuck slut” for a night!