Last night was our “Christmas Munch” better known as the munch where we do a White Elephant style kinky gift exchange. The whole idea is for each person attending to bring a wrapped, perverted or pervertable, gift for the exchange. Each person who brings a gift then chooses a random number and gifts are chosen in number order. The person with number 1 goes up to choose a gift, they open it and show everyone else. Then it’s #2’s turn and they have the choice of taking the first person’s gift or choosing a completely new gift from the table. If they do choose to take the already open gift, the person they took it from, goes up and chooses a new gift. It goes on and on like that until the last person, who gets to choose from all of the already open gifts our the last gift on the table!

It’s a lot of fun to see what people come up with. There have been gifts from wax play sets, bondage tape, dildos, and floggers to wooden cutting boards, spatulas, and knives and even some fun, fantastic homemade implement items. It’s amazing to see what interesting things people come up with as gifts!

So last night we went through our dinner and the whole gift exchange and had a lot of fun seeing friends, laughing and just having a great time. Then it was time to come home and put the kids to bed. Needless to say, I couldn’t walk in with some kinky gift and try explaining that to the kids so I decided to put it in the back seat and I’d grab it later when they were asleep. Until I didn’t grab it later and forgot about it until my daughter and I got in the car to go grocery shopping today. Haha It’s always fun trying to come up with some way to cover up or ignore weird things the kids may see.

I had number 8 of like 18 or 19 gifts so being in the middle it was pretty likely someone was going to take a gift from me. Which they did. The first gift I’d chosen had a dildo, nipple clamps and some other fun toy in it. Who wouldn’t want something like that? After it was taken, I had to choose another gift so, I decided on the homemade extra-large wartenburg wheel – or at least that’s what I call it. It’s actually a smaller sized paint roller with tacks taped all around it. It feels similar to the wheel but on a much wider surface. It’s very interesting and seems like lots of fun.

It wasn’t so much fun trying to explain it away to my daughter in the car. We started to pull out of the driveway and we heard this clink… as the paint roller rolled across the seat and hit the car door. She looked back there to see what it was. When she turned back, she scrunched up her face at me like, “what is that thing?” I was like, “what?” And she’s shrugged and I thought “oh shit!” Then I just started laughing and told her I didn’t even want to get into it. I told her that I have crazy friends and it was someone odd prank gift at the Christmas gift exchange. I told her when she’s an adult and she’s got goofy friends she will completely understand! Haha it seemed to satisfy the question for the time being so we will just go with that.

Anyway, I can’t wait to see what Cagedmonkey thinks of my gift. He isn’t too fond of the wheel itself because it’s a very focused feeling but this is a much wider, spread out sensation. I think it might be interesting, especially with him tied up and running it across those pierced nipples.