Let me tell you about the most expensive “I told you so” purchase I’ve ever made.
For about six months, my husband Jon would not shut up about this thing called the Edge-O-Matic 3000, an automatic edging and orgasm denial machine from Maus-Tec. He kept showing me supposed reviews, and talking about how it could edge him mercilessly without any effort on my part. My reaction every single time?
“Oh lord, how dumb. Who the hell would pay that much money for a toy that probably doesn’t even work?”
I was extremely skeptical. Like, world-record levels of eyeroll you could hear scraping inside my head. I figured it was just another overpriced gadget that would collect dust after a week. But Jon kept bringing it up… so one day I decided to secretly buy the damn thing for his birthday. My evil plan? Prove once and for all what a huge waste of money it was and rub it in his face.
Dude, I was WRONG. And I’m not afraid to admit it.
This thing is amazing. It does exactly what it promises (and then some). We’ve only had it a short time, so we’re no where near ready to drop a full detailed review yet – that’s coming soon – but even in this short period it has already been 100% worth every penny.
I get such a kick out of watching Jon get teased and edged by the machine while I’m right here with him. The way it reads his body and cuts off right before he can cum? Chef’s kiss. And knowing he’s using it for me when I’m not home? That hits different.
We haven’t even gotten into the community scripts yet or done any custom programming (though John is really good at that kind of tech stuff and is itching to play with it). There’s so much potential here and I’m genuinely excited to explore all the ways we can use it to keep Jon extremely horny, edged over and over, and aching for an orgasm that I may or may not let him have.
If you’re on the fence about the Edge-O-Matic 3000, especially if you’re into chastity, tease & denial, or hands-free edging play, I highly recommend checking it out. You can grab one here: Buy the Edge-O-Matic 3000.
This was supposed to be Jon’s birthday gift, but honestly we’re both winning. Want to read more about the Edge-o-Matic 3000 and how to get started? Check out Jon’s Birthday Post.
What about you? Have you tried any automated edging toys? Do you have one of these too? Would you let a machine take control like this? Share your thoughts (and your skepticism) in the comments!
Michele
